ahhh~chain mails. how ridiculously stupid they can be. i dont get it. what so thrilling abt sending chain mails? this is the most recent 1 i got.

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. (why cant he call u both? its kinda very insulting if he like say 'your not hot' you're the girl thats suppose to be EVERYTHING to him. and EVERYTHING includes hot. and like if you know your ugly and like....not hot, you'd want at least 1 desperate guy to think you're hot)
Who calls you back when you hang up on him. (usually thats annoying. when u hang up on him doesn't it mean "i dont want to talk to u for a while". its like your damn pissed at the guy, u need a breath of fresh air before you start murdering the phone, and he doesn't give u a break.)
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. (its kinda a little creepy..sounds like what ppl who murder their cheating spouses do)
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. (i guess that means hes really proud of u no matter what. which is definately what every girl would want in a guy. but if he really did that and i look like shit and i smell like eww. i'd kill him. not only will i have to go for plastic surgery after that, he'd get angry coz his friends will mock me and him . and he'll like ditch all of them and beofre u know it hes on medication for depression)
Who holds your hand in front of his friends. (hmmm)
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. (eww! gross! whats that guy's problem lah? more than words man! its like okay once...sweet. imagine everyday...constantly. it isn't sweet anymore. its nagging. nag nag nag nag nag and its cheesy and mushy and stupid and lame. like if a guy says that everyday it clearly shows he's freaking insecure. its nicer if the guy is constantly reminding you how ugly the girl you hate is and how much different we are)
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." (nothing against this. just reminds me of the song "if theres somebody, holding me on, shes the one." awwww. i feel all fluffy inside!)